ciarachimera:

phantastus:

railerat:

yellowcrayonwillow:

Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important

TAKE IT WITH YOU.

I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS IS HOW CHEERFUL THE MAILMAN IS. HE AIN’T EVEN MAD.

I wouldn’t be either because this is hysterical.

hahaha I’ve watched this 3 times.

crunchbuttsteak:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

birb

Zoe Saldana for L’Oréal (x)

(Source: everything-happened)

(Source: tom-mess)

jinyoungbuck:

"your crush is coming!"

"what do I do?"

"act normal"

"okay"

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professorfangirl:

qthewetsprocket:

notmydate:

What I wish I could do when people I don’t want to see come to my door.

…Next time the dwarves come, Bilbo will be ready.

When students find my blog.

professorfangirl:

qthewetsprocket:

notmydate:

What I wish I could do when people I don’t want to see come to my door.

…Next time the dwarves come, Bilbo will be ready.

When students find my blog.

chuuface:

madlori:

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS RIGHT HERE.

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I am only allowed to buy them once in a great while because I WILL EAT THE WHOLE DAMN PACKAGE AT ONCE.

so fucking delicious.  soooooo bad.  made of 100% not real food.

For those of you who are not American, these cookies are in every single grocery store ever with their colorful frostings (different colors for every holiday!) and sprinkles.  Their texture is like the softest sweetest cakey cookie ever, with sweet frosting…GAAAAAH

they are evil.  they cannot be resisted.

i feel u on a deep spiritual level

(Source: jasongrace)

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

(Source: zimbabwe2003)

watsonsdick:

moriartysmistress:

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Apparently watsonsdick does not exist but I bet Sherlock begs to differ

well that’s a first

"Stop acting so fucking wounded. The only person that can pick you up, push back your shoulders, wipe the tears, mend the broken bones, and get you out of your slump is you. Now go and live,
there is so much to be happy about."
— "Things I tell myself when I feel as though the world is too big for me" (via moaka)

(Source: cudah)

anatomicalart:

peacake:

necnill:

theprosefool:

He’s yummy but I’m mostly just reblogging because LOOK AT THAT SKILL

DAT SHOULDER LIFT.

why isn’t this an Olympic sport yet?

Who could ask for a better 360° reference

(Source: romy7)